Evelyn 15 Punk/Ska/Metal
I like cute boys i.e. Sid Vicious, Lars Frederiksen, Evan Peters.
Pls talk to me

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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(via spoken-not-written)

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59 minutes ago

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via gematria-is-a-killing-name)

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1 hour ago

baboushkat:

Top girl tip no. 1

ALWAYS AT aLL TIMES carry a whoopee cushion with u so if u accidentally let one rip in public u can whip out ur cushion with a smile and a wink at ur company and soak up ur new status as hilarious joke master

(Source: baebees, via gnarly)

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1 hour ago

commumism:

[puts hand on daughters shoulder] son

(Source: swarnpert, via gnarly)

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1 hour ago

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates, via ruinedchildhood)

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1 hour ago

waggington:

u start a mosh pit in my heart

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 hour ago

thezombeatles:

"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"

2

YOUR CHILD IS 2

(via gnarly)

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1 hour ago

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via jerkidiot)

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1 hour ago

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

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1 hour ago

shouldnt:

when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE

(via unfavor)

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1 hour ago

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

(via punkpayton)

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